My Name is Nick Drahozal and I am the most relevant person I know. I will become famous one day. All I want to be in life is to be Beyonce's brother. I have two brothers and one sister whom I sometimes enjoy. I live in a smallish town in Iowa called Cedar Rapids. The best thing you can do here is go eat corn while gazing at pigs. My one wish is to become an internet sensation. As I write this Addy Hoffman is sitting next to me, she is one of the few people who knows I am actually Beyonce. Pictured above is my crew and I looking fresh.